It’s time to throw out the eyelash yarn
if it makes you look like you’re
wearing a piece of the front lawn.
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The model must be thinking “What has my life come to if I’m having to model crap like this for a living?” Someone better intervene on the model’s behalf before she slits her wrists or something.
By the way, is it just me or does the model look something like Uma Thurman?
You’d have to look like that to so much as hope that men wouldn’t run from you when wearing this piece of crap. They might, anyway. A beautiful sod-wearing loony is still a sod-wearing loony.
“Look, Brandi — you’re gonna wear it and you’re gonna LIKE it. You wanted a hip poncho cape, and I busted my chops to make the dang thing, so quit acting like the spoiled cheerleader you are and get in the car! They’re having a sale at Mervyn’s and you need some new shoes!”
December 28, 2006 at 10:18 pm
well doesn’t the model’s facial expression just say it all !
December 29, 2006 at 12:21 am
Are those…sequins I see? Or fuzzy white balls of something? Whatever it is, it still looks like astroturf.
December 30, 2006 at 12:54 am
God, she just looks so sad. Like she’s been sold into hideous-fashion-modeling slavery so her family could buy a milkcow or something.
December 30, 2006 at 6:40 am
The model must be thinking “What has my life come to if I’m having to model crap like this for a living?” Someone better intervene on the model’s behalf before she slits her wrists or something.
January 2, 2007 at 8:05 am
Yep. It’s made of astro-turf.
By the way, is it just me or does the model look something like Uma Thurman?
You’d have to look like that to so much as hope that men wouldn’t run from you when wearing this piece of crap. They might, anyway. A beautiful sod-wearing loony is still a sod-wearing loony.
January 2, 2007 at 6:01 pm
“Look, Brandi — you’re gonna wear it and you’re gonna LIKE it. You wanted a hip poncho cape, and I busted my chops to make the dang thing, so quit acting like the spoiled cheerleader you are and get in the car! They’re having a sale at Mervyn’s and you need some new shoes!”
January 5, 2007 at 11:06 pm
So that’s the Grassy Knoll we’ve heard so much about!
January 12, 2007 at 6:30 am
“Doctor, I’ve been freebasing plant food, and now look.”
“Don’t worry ma’am, it’s nothing that a bottle or two of ‘Roundup’ can’t take care of…”
January 13, 2007 at 4:00 am
The Brady Bunch called… they would like their backyard back.
January 29, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Somehow, thoughts of the dumpster on Sesame Street come to mind.
July 6, 2007 at 3:17 am
I guess this is why Uma Thurman killed Bill.
November 11, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Oh this is really bad