Because That’s What Shawls Are For…
By davidsdoll101
I know when I decide to just stand around in my underwear and bra, I think to myself, I say, “Self, you would look dashing with a net shawl dawning long suede fringe.” Also, I can totally see her junk. You can too, right? Pattern brought to you by the good people at
Berroco.
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January 12, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Not to mention she needs to eat another meal or two. Ugh.
January 13, 2008 at 7:18 am
Why does she look like she is wearing a cup under her underoos?
January 13, 2008 at 8:16 pm
We should not know that much about her intimate anatomy. *averts eyes*
And I think you meant “donning” not “dawning”.
January 13, 2008 at 11:03 pm
YUCK… In a word.
January 17, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Someone tell her to eat McDonalds for a week straight! That’ll put the meat back on that protruding pelvic bone. Cripes!
Who knew Berroco was into soft porn?!!
January 18, 2008 at 7:03 am
wow, her crotch really is showing. lol, i wonder if she knows.
February 12, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Dear Berroco,
I have lost all respect for your designs.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Thallium
P.s. – Ew.
February 17, 2008 at 3:03 am
This is just so unnecessary. And that is the case before they had a half naked model draped in it. Net ponchos= never a good idea
February 20, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Looks a little dangerous for this lady to me, like she might get her arm all tangled in the netting….Can you imagine THAT 9-1-1 call? Um… help please, and bring a pair of scissors…
March 23, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Yeah, you can definitely see through those panties.
March 30, 2008 at 8:44 am
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April 25, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Did you have Mr. Cheney as a French teacher by any chance?
(No, not Dick Cheney. The one who had imaginary students named Otto and Wilhemina and used the “I was thinking to myself- ‘Self….’” thing way too often.)
May 19, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Junk? What’s junk on a female? I know my 14 yo boy has junk (that we Do Not Talk About), but I have junk??!? Who knew?
September 8, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Suzie, I’m not so convinced that the model’s junk is that different from that of your 14 yo boy. It looks…wrong. Not quite female, somehow.
September 25, 2008 at 8:52 am
Wow… I know so much about this chick just from this photo!
I know she’s an aspiring super model, irritated that she’s had to take a gig as a rack for other people’s bad knitting.
I know she eats between 0 and 1 times per day.
And I know she shaves.