Because That’s What Shawls Are For…

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I know when I decide to just stand around in my underwear and bra, I think to myself, I say, “Self, you would look dashing with a net shawl dawning long suede fringe.”  Also, I can totally see her junk.  You can too, right?  Pattern brought to you by the good people at Berroco.

12 Responses to “Because That’s What Shawls Are For…”

  1. whatnottocrochet Says:

    Not to mention she needs to eat another meal or two. Ugh.

  2. Sher Says:

    Why does she look like she is wearing a cup under her underoos?

  3. Tephra Says:

    We should not know that much about her intimate anatomy. *averts eyes*

    And I think you meant “donning” not “dawning”.

  4. SB&C Says:

    YUCK… In a word.

  5. C4G Says:

    Someone tell her to eat McDonalds for a week straight! That’ll put the meat back on that protruding pelvic bone. Cripes!

    Who knew Berroco was into soft porn?!!

  6. weenah Says:

    wow, her crotch really is showing. lol, i wonder if she knows.

  7. Mrs. Thallium Says:

    Dear Berroco,

    I have lost all respect for your designs.

    Sincerely,

    Mrs. Thallium

    P.s. - Ew.

  8. Rachel Says:

    This is just so unnecessary. And that is the case before they had a half naked model draped in it. Net ponchos= never a good idea

  9. Genny :0) Says:

    Looks a little dangerous for this lady to me, like she might get her arm all tangled in the netting….Can you imagine THAT 9-1-1 call? Um… help please, and bring a pair of scissors…

  10. Quietly Into the Night Says:

    Yeah, you can definitely see through those panties.

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  12. importantMushroom Says:

    Did you have Mr. Cheney as a French teacher by any chance?

    (No, not Dick Cheney. The one who had imaginary students named Otto and Wilhemina and used the “I was thinking to myself- ‘Self….’” thing way too often.)

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