My new years resolution is to try to keep this blog updated, since apparently the rest of the team has abandoned ship. I am going to save the show.
And so I present to you the first addition of the new year to WNTK, “How Not To Model”

My new years resolution is to try to keep this blog updated, since apparently the rest of the team has abandoned ship. I am going to save the show.
And so I present to you the first addition of the new year to WNTK, “How Not To Model”

Found this on Flickr in ljc@flickr’s photostream
“seen in the New York City Public Library window ” according to the photo’s description.

Happy Thanksgiving, all.
The fug cannot survive on patterns from the 80’s alone. Oh but what the hey, while Im here…

Ok, so the sweater, yeah it’s nothing Id wear, but look at this lady man’s man hands!

Is it just me, or are they abnormally large and distracting, nevermind in yellow gloves? And are those little pearls on the gloves?
She might as well have just worn gardening gloves for this one.

Of the twisted pieces of crap that they stuck all over this otherwise good sweater? And why are there cheddar colored ones? MAYBE, MAYBE the pink…I mean they’re weird, but for 1984 pink and purple…ok. But pink purple, and Kraft Singles Slices?
Why for?
Then you must make these!
I do admit…if i was living in an area where it was cold enough (not here in Texas) to appreciate these..i wouldn’t put these on here. BUT…..must she wear those boots w/ these things? I also love how her shirt is tucked into these leggings.
AND…according to the Drops Website… one of the yarns used in this project is alpaca. Ewww…..talk about sweat-TASTIC!

Question is, did the model bring the “accessories” or did they purdy her up in them there fineries?

A rare picture from Dave Coulier’s modeling career before landing the role of Joey Gladstone on Full House in “Pacman Vomit” sweater Technicolor dream coat thing.
honey, I thought I told you to quit wearing the bath mats! that tile floor is slippery and COLD! arrrrgggh!

(note the model’s defiant look and stance)

Ok, seriously, tell me why this ISNT a good idea? I mean, come on. When you get really cold, you just fold your arms into the ginormous sleeves like chicken wings. How does this NOT make sense? And you know that you love the color scheme here, so dont try to lie. Im posting this at What NOT To Knit to win you all over to the chicken wing sweater side, BOCK BOCK BECOK!